*Rubs your clit as a friend*
(Source: validx2, via zachsofar)
*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse
(Source: zodiacbaby, via vodkasoakedfeels)
" Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via xydg)
why do people care so much about fucking relationships when there’s huge fucking cities out there like new york and paris waiting for you to explore them and millions of dogs out there waiting for you to pet them and unlimited possibilities everywhere to change the world and all you care about is making out and cuddling?? weak
i lost two followers for this why won’t anyone tell me why it matters so much i am honestly so curious
(Source: benjamjn, via zach-griffindor)